Friday, November 7, 2008

Oklahoma

Good God - how's this for a statistic.
The ONLY totally red state in the lower 48 - the ONLY state with ZERO blue counties is none other than your Tatami Pundit's home state of Oklahoma.

Check out this horrible, horrible, awful graphic and keep your eyes focused in the middle of the country...electoral info porn courtesy of the New York Times. Every state in the midsection of the country had at least a couple of pale blue counties.



AND - close up. Look up north...Kansas eked out a couple of blue counties and - Holy Lord - lookit Dallas county, Texas! Blue as the sky above! Now, lookit the wasteland in between. Aw Jeez, even Tulsa was solid red. Christ, this is embarrassing. Well, if anyone asks, I'll just disavow and say I'm from Los Angeles.

Bush Countdown Clock

Now that North Carolina has fallen in line and we can really be done with the Presidential race, it's now time to break out the Bush Countdown Clocks.

I went online expecting to find a few and inadvertently hit the digital motherlode. Here's a sampling...

http://www.backwardsbush.com/

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushclock.htm

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/01/bush_countdown.html

http://www.nationalnightmare.com/

http://www.georgewgirls.com/

http://www.bushslastday.com/

Add this to your Facebook account: http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=2384255757

Get a screensaver for your home machine: http://www.simtel.net/product.php%5Bid%5D82106%5Bcid%5D252%5BSiteID%5Dsimtel.net

Freeware! http://www.bestfreewaredownload.com/freeware/t-free-george-bush-s-election-countdown-freeware-mmfhqyoz.html

A widget for your website or desktop: http://www.pyzam.com/toys/view/georgewcountdown

HTML link for your website: http://3d2f.com/programs/22-644-george-bush-s-election-countdown-download.shtml

Oh, look! Another widget! http://www.dashboardwidgets.com/showcase/details.php?wid=1102

And another: http://download.chip.eu/en/Bush-Countdown-Widget-1.0_1309189.html

A Mac-specific widget (no, not that Mac! We mean the computer, not the Republican candidate!): http://www.makeyougohmm.com/20060730/3640/

Good heavens! Widgets galore! Another! http://www.widgetbox.com/widget/bush-countdown-clock

For your iGoogle page, if ya got one: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1600666.aspx

You just aren’t gonna believe what I found here: http://mac.softpedia.com/get/Dashboard-Widgets/Webcams/Miscellaneous/Bush-Countdown.shtml

Didn’t I see this one somewhere? http://domandgabesmom.blogspot.com/2008/03/official-george-w-bush-countdown-clock.html

Get your Bush on with this treasure trove of 33 widgets for the W In Chief: http://www.widgetbox.com/tag/george+bush Well, at least 3 of them are relevant.

And one more! http://www.softpedia.com/get/Windows-Widgets/Alarms-Clocks/Bush-Countdown-Clock.shtml

Guess there are some folks who just can’t wait!

And, on the opposite side of the spectrum…

Obama Countdown to Presidency widget. It's the same thing, but with more hope: http://mac.softpedia.com/get/Dashboard-Widgets/Webcams/Miscellaneous/President-Obama-Countdown.shtml

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The morning after

Just what the hell is it with North Carolina.
100% of precincts reporting and they still can't find a winner, although Obama leads by 22,000 votes?
Guys - it's over. Y'all ain't gonna be another Florida. Just call it for Mr. O be done with it.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Obama, Japan

Reliable sources have it that the town of Obama, Japan (in Fukui prefecture, near the Sea of Japan), had a big support party for their namesake candidate. 150 townspeople joined in a party that has gone on for several hours, and will probably kick around for several more.

The Japan Times covered the event, as well as the BBC, Italian media, various bloggers ... and, ummm...who was that? CNN. Heard of them? No?

Aftermath

After watching an election that was just slightly less better than sex, the Tokyo Watch Party is slowing down.
Beer has been broken out and folks are in a very celebratory mood.

Funny thing - a huge percentage of American expatriates in Japan are Democrats or Democratic-sympathetic. I guess over the past two years, I have only heard one American over here actually say, "Bush is doing a great job," or "I support McCain".

There was 153 people packed into a cramped bar in central Tokyo today. An amazing turnout. No electric outlets ... I had to go next door to charge my laptop battery. A beautiful experience. It was wonderful!

Best Quote of the Day

From Mary Jo at the Tokyo watch party: "Oh, my God! We're going to have a smart man in the White House!"

Obama's Acceptance Speech

Yeah, I agree on the sacrifices given on part of Sen. McCain, but Gov. Palin? Not so much.

Obama Appears in Chicago

Good Lord, I'm gonna cry...

Waiting for Obama's Speech

According to CNN, crowds are gathering outside the White House.
No doubt with pitchforks and torches to forcefully and prematurely remove the present occupant.

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA!!!

You did the right thing.
For the first time in 8 years, I can tell people, with pride, that I am from the United States of America. I will be able to proudly represent this country to my host nation and to citizens of other countries.

Thank you from Japan.
Domo Arigato Gozaimashita.

McCain's concession speech, Part II

Can you just imagine the bickering that will go on behind the scenes in Phoenix?

"Goddammit, John, why didn't you do better on the campaign?"
"Shut your trap, Sarah. I wasn't the one who embarrassed myself on national TV!"

"Jerk!"

"Bitch!"

McCain's concession speech

Under the desert sky...

WTF?
What is this racial crap?

"The failure is mine, not yours."
Well, Mac, not exactly. I would think Sarah Palin helped in that department.

"Grateful to Sarah Palin..."
Oh, please...pack up Caribou Barbie and send her back to the Great November Moose Hunt.

OBAMA WINS

Jeez, what a time for my laptop battery to crap out. Epic timing.
Obama has won. All is right in the universe.
Our long national nightmare is over.

A quick breather

Wow - this has been a full-on morning! 11am and I am itching for a beer.
So far, the Dems have picked up two seats in the Senate and Minnesota is still in play.
Three states required for the Magic 270 for Obama. Crunch time, folks!

AND - the Tatami Pundit has to check out for about 30 minutes. Low Battery...damn.

Oklahoma went for McCain

Imagine that...

New Mexico goes Obama

That puts Obama at 200 electoral votes. Just 70 more to go!

Ohio goes Obama. Even Fox News concedes

We have a 195-76 Electoral Vote count now.
Bring in California, Washington, Florida and that's it! Obama is within striking distance.

West Virginia went McCain.

Meh.

Virginia, Texas, Arizona too close to call

Amazing results so far.
Mitch McConnell is projected to win by the landslide percentage of 51-49.
Damn.
Well, Democrats have two firm pick-ups in the Senate. I would SOOOO hate to be Joe Lieberman right now.

New Hampshire and New Mexico goes D

Senate Race: two more pickups!

Talking to the local press

Hi, blog. Sorry for the delay. I spent about 30 minutes speaking with the local press.
Looks like Texas is in play and that is the biggest surprise of the day so far.

CNN calls Pennsylvania for Obama

Good work, guys. MSNBC did that 45 minutes ago!

Electoral Vote Spot Check

CNN: 77-34
MSNBC: 103-34
CBS: 81-39
Fox: 8-3, McCain. Yep. Fox. Fair and Balanced. And, well, kinda off.

Solid lead for Obama in Ohio

McCain's success in Kentucky is not exactly flowing over the Ohio River. Hopefully the flow will take Rep. Jean "Wack Crazy Dingbat" Schmitt with it.

West Virginia is leaning Obama??!?!? HOLY CRAP!!!

Yeah - I'm as surprised as you are!!

Electoral Vote: 103-34 Obama

Obama is more than 1/3 of the way there. McCain, meanwhile, is a little more than 1/10 of the required electoral vote count.

Obama taking Florida I-5 corridor

The populous I-5 corridor in Florida is leaning heavily toward the Illinois senator, offsetting the Everglades swamp vote.

MSNBC calls Pennsylvania; CNN is clueless

MSNBC has called PA for Obama; Wolf is still doing the math, apparently.

Wolf calls the election for East America

With 0% of precincts reporting, Wolf calls it for Obama in Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey and most of those Yankee areas.
Mighty fine reporting there, Wolf.

Screw the exit polls, we're just gonna dartboard this sucker!

Liddy Dole Crashes!! And Burns!! Just like her husband in 1996!!

Senate Race: Liddy Dole, R-NC, is getting stomped like gimp in the NC senate race. 63-37.

McCain takes South Carolina

Electoral count is now 16-3.

Polls close in 10 minutes...

in PA, MA, OK (so what), IL, among others. This is where it gets fun.

Georgia is dumb

Senate race: Georgia re-elected Chambliss? This crook? This guy, who stole the election in 2002?
Amazing.
Note to the rest of the nation: Put Georgia up on e-bay after the election.

Reversal!

Obama leaps ahead to a 150,000 vote lead in Florida with 2% of all precincts reporting.
Obama leads by 64,000 on the popular vote.

Wolf tells us again - 7th time since coverage began - that "we're doing the math for you". Got it, Wolf - thanks.

Commercial break. Thank God. I need coffee.

Obama leads Ohio

MSNBC reports that Obama is leading Ohio. McCain leads in West Virginia.

Viva la Hillbilly!

McCain leads in "Real" Virginia

Two southern Virginia counties have gone for McCain. That's "Real" Virginia, for all of you out there.

Campbell Brown is trying to balance the hype - saying "It's still way early" about three times in a five-minute segment. Well, yeah, I'd rather have that than Wolf telling the world, "With 1% of the votes in, we project..."

CNN

Great. We only get CNN here in Tokyo.
Now I get to hear Wolf Blitzer talk all night about how "We're doing the math for you".

Early Results

This is the edgiest time of an Election Returns Evening. You get ridiculous figures like 68-32 based on some outback community. The networks then repeat that and make projections based on those small returns.

Right now, in terms of percentage, McCain is leading by a huge margin, but only a few thousand votes have been counted. It is still unnerving to see these numbers.

First Returns

Live, from the Baron...I'm a little late getting in.
McCain 8-3 right now. CNN has given Kentucky 55-44 to the Republican candidate.

Too close to call yet in Virginia, Florida, Indiana.


Senate: Kentucky - McConnell and Lunsford are neck and neck

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

It begins

10:30pm over here and I am heading to sleep at the uncharacteristally early hour of before midnight. Busy day tomorrow.

Get out the vote, America. While I sleep, I expect all of you to do your civic duty, stand in line, deal with harassment from poorly-trained voting officials, anger and fear over vote-flipping machines with no paper audit trail, and other sorts of intimidation. Do this.

Me? Yes, I am way far away, but I voted absentee back in early October. I'm registered in Maricopa County, Arizona, seeing as that's where the folks are, so I have the distinct honor of saying - in all truthiness - that my vote negated John McCain's on his home turf! POW! Take that, Walnuts!

Oh, heads up! Throughout the day, there will be references to "Walnuts", a pet name for John McCain. To get up on this reference, check out Wonkette or the original "Walnuts" video.

I guess this nullifies Alaska's vote.

Two New Hampshire villages tilted toward Barack Obama in the first voting in the nation tonight. The Democrat won by a count of 15-6 in Dixville Notch and 17-10 in the nearby village Hart's Location.

The total 48 votes between them should more than negate Alaska's results, so we're safe there.

More on the two Granite State villages here, which have enjoyed "First Voting" status since 1948.

The US President and Japan - A Primer

There is a strongly held belief on this side of the Pacific Ocean that, despite plentiful evidence to the contrary, US-Japan relations do better under Republican presidents than Democratic ones. The roots of this, as far as I have been able to ascertain, extend back to World War II. Conventional wisdom says that since Franklin Roosevelt was a Democrat and the Pacific War engagement with US troops started during his administration, the US Democratic Party has never really liked Japan to start with. The post-war occupation, led by Douglas McArthur and SCAP (Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers) under the administration of Harry Truman (who also ordered the use of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki) further reinforced this conception during its primary stages.

Despite the fact that the groundwork for the present US-Japan alliance was laid during Truman's 2nd term, and Japan was considered a vital staging point for US/UN-Allied troops during the Korean War. the common perception was that Japan's relationship with America matured during the Eisenhower years. In many ways, it did - SCAP was disbanded, Japan gradually fell under the US defensive umbrella, and the stage was set for Japan's rapid postwar economic expansion which lasted well into the 1980s.

With the Kennedy years occupied with the Soviet Union and the Cold War, Japan was considered a critical ally, but not an area of strategic focus. That status continued with the Johnson administration and its added concern over the escalating Vietnam conflict.

Although it would be easy to write a long thesis on how each successive US administration had different effects on the Japan-US relationship, this is a blog and I want to keep it readable. The short version is that even today, despite the total inept failure of the Bush years and the corresponding wane of American prestige here and around the world, if you spoke to the average Japanese guy in the street, a great many would be more comfortable with a McCain administration than an Obama presidency. (This is my experience only, speaking with people in Kangawa, Shizuoka, Aichi, Mie and Hyogo prefectures over the past nine months. Other accounts may, and probably will, vary.) The results are also split evenly among the "over 40/under 40" demographic. Predictably, the "over 40" folks tend to lean more Republican than the "under 40" who came of age and became internationally aware during the Clinton years.

Even though the Clinton years did a lot to move Japan-US relations forward and erase much of the "Japan bashing" of the 80s from public memory, I still remember speaking to Japanese citizens in the year 2000 expressing relief that Bush won/was granted the election over Gore.

It comes as no surprise, really. This is a country where the conservative Liberal Democratic Party (a misnomer if there ever was one!) has held rule for over 60 years, save for 10 months in 1995, when the Socialists briefly took power. Continuity and consistency hold heavy sway here and once something is ingrained in the national consciousness, correct or not, it often is very resistant to change. If a President Obama, at the end of a 2nd term in 2016, proved to skillfully balance the Japan-China relationship and leave both countries with stronger ties to the US, today's common preconceptions may be challenged.

(Editor's Note: If anyone knows more about this or has information to add/change, please tell me. While I try to vet my historic sources carefully, I am less than flawless. Thanks!)

22 Hours to go

22 hours to go. I added an MSNBC widget at the bottom of the blog page.


78 days left in the Bush administration; 2,012 days since the announcement of "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq.

Monday, November 3, 2008

So, why are we here?

Monday Evening, 21:30
Greetings from Yokohama, Japan. Hope all of you are doing well. Capping a two year marathon campaign season, returns from the US Election will start coming in about 36 hours from now, and the Tatami Pundit team will be posting results as they come in, live from the Baron in Roppongi, central Tokyo. The fun starts at 9am, Wednesday morning, Japan time. Live comments, opinion and news (probably in that order) will be posted at a frantic pace.

The US Presidential race will be our main course, but we will be watching select Senate races (especially those in North Carolina, Kentucky and Minnesota).

For the uninitiated, the US presidential contest is all about the Electoral College. Popular vote is counted, yes, but it only goes toward the Electoral College. The Electoral College then actually makes the direct vote for president. Thus, Americans are, technically, voting for these Electors, not for president directly.

Each state gets a number of votes which is equal to the size of its delegation in Congress. Congressional delegations are the sum of the number of representatives a state has in the House of Represetatives, plus the two members each state has in the Senate. Take Ohio, for instance. Ohio has 18 members in the House, and two Senate members, giving it 20 electoral votes. Some states have huge electoral values, such as California (55), Texas (34) and New York (31), and others have much smaller worth, such as Alaska (3), Nevada (5), and Oklahoma (7). The goal of this exercise is to get a majority of Electoral Votes. The magic number is 270. Get that or over, and you're president. Simple, eh? Oh, by the way, although it has never happened, it is mathematically possible for an electoral tie to occur. A 269-269 vote would then go to the Senate.

So, with this wonderful, wild, wacky system, is it possible (and indeed, it has happened twice so far in US history), for a candidate to win the popular vote, but lose the electoral college and, therefore, the presidency.

Where do the candidates stand now? Well, numbers vary, but MSNBC and most other news outlets have already called the race for Obama. The pre-election day electoral count, as counted by various polling aggregators and news agencies are:

MSNBC: 286-157, Obama; 95 toss-up
CNN: 291-157, Obama; 90 toss-up (http://edition.cnn.com/POLITICS/)
Electoral Vote: 353-185, Obama; No toss-ups
538.com: 340.2-198.8, Obama; No toss-ups
CBSNews: Gives Obama a +13 edge, but no map available.
Fox News, perhaps sensing impending doom on the Republican side, has their map completely blank on this election eve, but there is a section on the front page linking teen pregnancy to sexy TV.

I know, I know..."Oh, like so what? Another amatuer blog on Election Night!"
That's what you're thinking, right? Right, but I have the advantage of watching this from 8,000 miles away.
To me, elections are like catnip. I live for election return nights, and that I live in Japan just means I have to do this on a Wednesday morning instead of a Tuesday evening. I have the same problem with the Super Bowl - our local fiestas for the game always start around 8am Monday morning.
We will blog through the day and the language and tone will no doubt get salty. But, this is supposed to be satire and political wit, mixed with no small quantity of late-morning beer. The point is to be informative and irreverant/entertaining. Oh, and, on a personal note - yeah, I'm very partisan. I'm not a paid journalist, so there won't be a lot of objectivity here. I'm pulling for Obama in a big way. I have had enough of meeting someone and, when the invetible question on national origin comes up, having to qualify my nationality..."I'm from the USA, but I didn't vote for George Bush..."

See you guys in about 36...